Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Are My Cheeks Red?

It's come to my attention that I'm not as worldly as I thought. Geez! In the last day or so a friend of mine has sent me a couple of links... apparently she's become concerned about my self imposed celibacy and thought that she'd put her two cents in.

Before you click on these, please make sure that no kids are around... Lord knows I have enough to feel guilty about without adding the corruption of minors to it!

This first one amazes me. Honestly I just don't get it. It's not porn, at least not in the strictest sense of the word, but if it's not, then what the hell is it?! I'm no prude, really I'm not, but I think if I ever accidentally saw myself orgasm I'd probably never have sex again. I'd be mortified, yet here are countless people that have opted to video tape it and submit it for strangers to watch.

I must be slow.

The second one is supposedly written by a married couple that like to share details of their personal lives. Hey, more power to them. After reading a couple of their posts I have to say that while not really my speed, it's not all bad either. I just don't understand what conversation could have possibly led them to that decision. Hey honey, last night was really great! Hey, I have an idea... let's tell everyone ALL about it. Right down to the smallest detail. Then we can sit back while perfect strangers praise us!

So there ya go, even after working in law enforcement for waaay to long, I can still be surprised. Who knew?

Now excuse me while I go research the latest in kid blocking technology.

3 Comments:

Blogger Mama D said...

I love the new look for your blog! That beautiful agony was, wow, crazy. Those kooky brits!

2:27 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Um. Words fail me. Really. and no, you're not unworldly. People are just freaking crazy, aren't they?

1:45 PM  
Blogger MarktheChef said...

Andria, thank you for sharing your inner thoughts. The two sites were interesting ... I actually did not like the first one ... but the second one was ... err ... nice. But I have to agree ... "honey I have a great idea ... "

If I said that she would slap me ... thanks, Mark

3:11 PM  

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